Pasi: Sherlock and fem!Moriarty, though
Pasi: or
Pasi: fem!Sherlock and fem!Moriarty
Francis: if they’re both ladies then they have to BONE
Francis: it is KNOWN
because of you every time I see Andrew Scott with messy hair I think 'sebastian sees this and it makes him think about sex' and i fucking /get it/

andrewscottt:

Who’s your favourite superhero? [x]

God damn it I have to go to work instead of reading this.

sorryyyyy

(read it, it’s barely 3K long, and it might fill you with simmering feminist rage to get you through the day)

is that where your uneasy night came from?

yup.

me: but I should get sleep I need to get up early in two days I’m tired I should-
brain: NO YOU DON’T STORY TIME NOW

I think this is the first time I went from “initial story idea” to “fully written-out posted story” in less than 24 hours.

Fandom: Sherlock
Pairing: Sebastian Moran/fem!Moriarty
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: sexism, assault
Word Count: 2700
Summary: She’s strange and unexpected and brilliant and everything he never knew he wanted. 

whoooooo???

ask Francis, he’s responsible.