monologue voicepost meme!

watertightvines:

In honor of Shakespeare’s birthday, I thought it’d be fun to do a meme. The criteria are simple:

  • Record yourself reading a Shakespearean monologue.
  • Post it and tag it with “shakespeare monologue meme.”

That’s it. That’s the meme. What you read and how you read it is up to you! Playing multiple times is encouraged. :D

Crawling up stairs is not really an option at the moment but I can do crooning! And I’m sure your psychopathic smirk is perfectly serviceable

I’m still struggling with the fact that you’re going to be at a significantly lower eye-level now YOU WILL HAVE TO CRANE YOUR NECK TO LOOK ME IN THE FACE I’M - (jk jk - although out of curiosity, does your wheelchair put you at approximately boob-level with most women? Or at most-guys-crotch level?)

and in emergencies I can always use my filthy-dirty smirk, that one I can whip out at a moment’s notice.

Smoking = no kissing, choose wisely. (also, I remind you of dr Mrs the monarch ‘s voice)

and what if I somehow find coffee-flavoured cigarettes?

bringingmrsexback:

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Oooh did I spark a thing for pouts with those pictures? and yes yes I’m transparent fine I knoooow. FEM!MORIARTY COSPLAY YES and yes I’ll be your fem!Moran of course I will! I’ll go outfit-hunting some more :D

Well at least you didn’t come crawling up the stairs crooning kiss pookie. And I’ve always had a thing for pouts, they make me want to get handsy. But your pout is a really exquisite one, I have to say.

I still need shoes, though. (Unless my red fuck-me boots will do, which they might?) And I might need to work on my psychopathic smirk.

Am not /floundering/! *pouts* (am, for some reason, pandering to your ego which decidedly doesn’t need it <3)

I would say *kisses the pout off your face* but that might get me in trouble with the missus. Or possibly *smacks the pout off your face* but that’s a bit too aggressive, even for me. So you’ll have to be content with *grins amusedly*

And you only pander to my ego because it makes me get my dom on, I’m onto you sweetheart.

Yay! I wrote a teeny fic for that (fucked up) pairing last year, there’s not nearly enough of it!
love writing uncommon pairings. And this one is one I can get really behind because aaahhh the potential. Moran knowing Moriarty intimately, how his mind works and how he responds to sex, and he can extrapolate that for Sherlock because Sherlock is like Moriarty; Moran knows how Sherlock works. But Sherlock knows next to nothing about Moran, meaning Moran has the upper hand, and ahhh.
L-little black dress /laughing

HE LOOKS GOOD ON EVERYONE

No wait look at it this way: you manage to be a suave scary seductress despite your voice which must mean you have BUCKETS of suave-scary-seductiveness to spare, which is a great thing, right? (not that your voice isn’t absolutely lovely by the way)
What do you mean I’m practically begging for it whatever gave you that idea? And that’s the whole point I am anything but innocent I am already firmly on the dark side I don’t get how you can make it even woooooorse (suave scary seductress indeed :p)

<leans back and watches you flounder, smirking>

queeriarty:

pasiphile:

this was the first thing I saw when I went on the tumblr app this morning and I AM SO PLEASED

"Good morning! Today we can offer you gay hatesex between two deeply dysfunctional yet strangely attractive men, I hope you enjoy the rest of your day!"

again I AM SO PLEASED

Also I would not like to be Sherlock in this situation because Seb is terrifying but also I would like to be Sherlock in this situation if you get my drift

I get your drift. I live your drift.

this was the first thing I saw when I went on the tumblr app this morning and I AM SO PLEASED

"Good morning! Today we can offer you gay hatesex between two deeply dysfunctional yet strangely attractive men, I hope you enjoy the rest of your day!"