Defying Labels

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Good evening, gentlemen! Please pay attention. I am a reformed vampire, which is to say, I am a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee. It would be wrong to say that violence does not come easily to me. It’s not tearing your throats out that doesn’t come easily to me. Please don’t make it any harder.
Maladict, Monstrous Regiment

Filed under Maladict Monstrous Regiment terry pratchett Discworld Mal is one of my favourite characters if not the most favourite genderbending sarcastic slightly amoral vampire? and then there's Mal's obsession with Polly and the fact that Mal has no problem being a corporal to Polly's sergeant amoral bastards: a tag quotes

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